I Spy

20 minutes into a rousing game in the backseat...

Zayd: "Simon says 'yell!'"
Yelling ensues...
Zayd: "Zahra, get out of the car!"
Pause...
Zayd: "I didn't say Simon says. You lose!"
Me: "But she didn't get out of the car, Zayd..."
Zayd: "Oh ha ha."
Zahra: "Mommy! Stop! We are playing I Spy! Gosh!!" (Exasperated)
Me: "Zahra, I think you're playing Simon Says. "
Zahra: "Zayd, what are we playing?"
Zayd: "Simon Says"
Zahra: "What's that!?!"